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Episode 42 - The Karate Kid

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Two out of our three Confessionistas have never seen The Karate Kid! Join us on a trip to the magical land of Karate Valley, where all boys are blond (except one), headbands are Ultimate Fashion, and the economy is 100% karate-based.

Episode 41 - The Fast and the Furious

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Sonic isn't the only one who's gotta go fast -- the car boys (and car girl) of The Fast and the Furious can't get enough of that sweet, sweet go juice. But Ryan and Amanda have never seen it, so they only understand slow! Join us as we watch this movie and try to figure out why it has 27 sequels.

Episode 40 - Heathers

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What if Mean Girls, but also murder? Amanda has never seen Heathers, so join us as we travel back to the era of Peak Winona and break down this quirky comedy about teen sociopaths.

Episode 39 - Rocky

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One third of the Confession Crew is on maternity leave, but we managed to steal a guest host from the past (don't ask) and she's got a secret to reveal: Missy has never seen Rocky! Join us as we revisit this tale of punch-drunk love and introduce Missy to the handsomest, dumbest man in Philadelphia.

Episode 38 - Waterworld

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It may be one of the most dragged movies in history, but Hannah loves Waterworld, so in solidarity Ryan and Amanda are gonna power through it. Spoiler: it's not quite as bad as all that. Stay 'til the end for a confession to end all confessions, plus some time paradox nonsense and a shocking twist!

Episode 37 - Scarface

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Is Scarface the ultimate dude movie, or can two Millennial women learn to love Tony Montana and his zany adventures? Join us as Amanda and Hannah watch Scarface for the very first time. This should go well.

Episode 36 - The Dark Crystal

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This week we're watching another beloved, divisive piece of '80s childhood nostalgia... what could possibly go wrong? Join us as we introduce Hannah to Jim Henson's wildest fever dream: The Dark Crystal!