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Episode 42 - The Karate Kid

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Two out of our three Confessionistas have never seen The Karate Kid! Join us on a trip to the magical land of Karate Valley, where all boys are blond (except one), headbands are Ultimate Fashion, and the economy is 100% karate-based.

Episode 41 - The Fast and the Furious

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Sonic isn't the only one who's gotta go fast -- the car boys (and car girl) of The Fast and the Furious can't get enough of that sweet, sweet go juice. But Ryan and Amanda have never seen it, so they only understand slow! Join us as we watch this movie and try to figure out why it has 27 sequels.

Episode 40 - Heathers

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What if Mean Girls, but also murder? Amanda has never seen Heathers, so join us as we travel back to the era of Peak Winona and break down this quirky comedy about teen sociopaths.

Episode 39 - Rocky

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One third of the Confession Crew is on maternity leave, but we managed to steal a guest host from the past (don't ask) and she's got a secret to reveal: Missy has never seen Rocky! Join us as we revisit this tale of punch-drunk love and introduce Missy to the handsomest, dumbest man in Philadelphia.

Episode 38 - Waterworld

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It may be one of the most dragged movies in history, but Hannah loves Waterworld, so in solidarity Ryan and Amanda are gonna power through it. Spoiler: it's not quite as bad as all that. Stay 'til the end for a confession to end all confessions, plus some time paradox nonsense and a shocking twist!

Episode 37 - Scarface

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Is Scarface the ultimate dude movie, or can two Millennial women learn to love Tony Montana and his zany adventures? Join us as Amanda and Hannah watch Scarface for the very first time. This should go well.

Episode 36 - The Dark Crystal

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This week we're watching another beloved, divisive piece of '80s childhood nostalgia... what could possibly go wrong? Join us as we introduce Hannah to Jim Henson's wildest fever dream: The Dark Crystal!

Episode 35 - Dirty Dancing

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Ryan and Hannah are very confused RE: babies and why they do not belong in corners -- that's why we had to watch Dirty Dancing, so they'd know the truth. Join us as we watch this '80s classic about sexy dancing (that's secretly a pro-choice parable).


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Episode 34 - Full Metal Jacket

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War is hell, but also kind of cool maybe? This movie isn't sure. Anyway, Amanda's never seen Full Metal Jacket and R. Lee Ermey is VERY DISPLEASED. Let's help her get her rear in gear and finally watch it!


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Episode 33 - The Green Mile

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Uh oh, Hannah just confessed she's never seen The Green Mile! How are we going to goof our way through this one? It gets a little dark, but we did our best to lighten the mood with some tone-inappropriate bathroom humor and only a moderate amount of crying. Join us, won't you?


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Episode 32 - Legally Blonde

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In honor of Galentine's Day, we're watching everyone's favorite feminist lawyer comedy, Legally Blonde! Ryan confessed that he's never seen it -- will his opinion bend in a positive direction, or will this movie make him snap? Join us to find out...



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Episode 31 - Reservoir Dogs

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This week Amanda confesses she's never seen Reservoir Dogs! Who are these dogs, and why do they hang out by the water? Why is the poster made of cardboard? Why are they all wearing suits to do crime? She has no idea. All she knows is that it's time to fix the problem, and Hannah and Ryan are here to help.



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Episode 30 - Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

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Jump in the Hot Box Time Machine for a trip back to 2004 to watch Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle! Not only has Hannah never seen this stoner classic, but she double-sinned by lying about it to her friends. Join us to help her atone, and to finally settle the eternal fight about which regional burger chain is the best.



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Episode 29 - The Prestige

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Are you listening closely? Yes, I'm talking to YOU, [listener_name]. I knew you'd be reading this... you just got Prestiged! Even though he loves Christopher Nolan, Ryan skipped this notorious magician feud movie. Will he see the twists a mile away or is Ryan about to get mindfreaked? Join us to find out!



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Episode 28 - Saving Private Ryan

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This week we learned that Amanda has never seen Saving Private Ryan, which just so happens to be Ryan's favorite movie of all time (no pressure)! Join us, but brace yourself for some hyperrealistic old-timey violence, wrenching moral choices and Big Damon Energy.



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Episode 27 - Trainspotting

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The 90's are back ( back again ) with this week's confession: Hannah has never seen Trainspotting! Join us in the land of heroin chic and not-so-chic, when Gen X counterculture ruled and dummies with lame stuff like dental insurance drooled.


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